05 August, 2011

Wilfred - the Bunny Hole

The latest episode of WILFRED, the greatest show on Earth, may not have been as quotable or as dynamically funny as last week's, but it made up for that in shock and sexualized awe!

The story? Does it even matter? Ryan crashes into a car because Wilfred is bored with banging away at ol' bear. And the rest is quoteaholic anonymous:

Ryan: No! It's a semen drenched teddy-bear!

Wilfred (slapping Ryan across the face): Jobs are for immigrants!

Ryan: And I was winning until you punched me, grabbed the money, and tipped over the table and ran.
Wilfred: I keeps it gangsta, Ryan. You knew that about me before we set up the board.

Wilfred: She's your sister. mate. She loves you. Bleed the bitch dry.

Ryan: All you care about is humping that little kid's giraffe.
Wilfred: Why, Ryan... what a villain you paint me as. It's elementary. Beth gets serviced. The debt gets wiped. And the giraffe gets a proper buggering.

Wilfred: Hey! Do you mind? We're having a conversation here, you adorable little piece of shit!

Ryan: Wait! Wait! Tyler hasn't had his dessert yet.
Beth: He doesn't need any dessert, look at his tits.

Wilfred: Finally. I thought that precocious little beaver damn would never break.

Wilfred: As you wish, Ryan. We'll just stay in and play Monopoly again. Or Battleship.
Ryan: You cheat at that too.
Wilfred: Battleships change locations in the middle of a war, Ryan! It's what they were designed to do!

Beth: That's nice but that's not what you did last night.
Ryan: What do you mean?
Beth (baby voice): Wight Bunny. Wong hole.


  1. I love the show!!!

  2. OMG. I couldn't believe what I was watching...and hearing them say.

  3. Vader's My Little Pony PillowAugust 5, 2011 at 10:54 AM


  4. WightBunnyWongHoleAugust 5, 2011 at 4:38 PM

    This show just gets better & better!

    My top 3 (not necessarily in this order):

    30 Rock
    Curb Your Enthusiasm

  5. New favorite show!