02 May, 2012

Review - NEW GIRL 1.23: 'Backslide'


Jess and Nick backslide into comfortable mistakes while Cece and Schmidt try to avoid hurting his member.

Plot
When people get lonely and desperate they revert to that which once made sense, trying to extract newness from a worn-out passion. And so the emotional nuclear holocaust that is Nick finds himself back with his very own atomic bomb, Caroline.

Jess, having just ended things with Russel, finds solace in the arms and penis of Paul, the creepy crier. But when she finds out that he has a girlfriend, she finds the courage to try to ruin his life with the truth. But then proposes to her for him and they live happily ever after.

Meanwhile, Cece and Schmidt end up in an old-folks home to help his injured pine-cone from being rustled by the wind. Somehow this makes Cece feel romantic enough to tell Schmidt she wants to be his one and only forever and ever... or something.

It is interesting how quickly Cece and Schmidt have become the cute and stable relationship of the show. It is no shocker that Nick and Caroline find themselves back together, though Nick's decision to move in with her, even after watching a DVD of himself reminding him why she is the worst thing for him, feels a lot like one of those things that will get pulled back either in the finale or quickly in season 2.

Winston continues to be mostly pointless. Bring back Coach.

Quotables
Cece: Is emotional intimacy turning you on?!
Schmidt: Ohhhhhhhaaaahhhhh!!!!!!!!!

Nick from the Past: You wanna be a grown man who dresses like an unsponsored skateboarder?

Rating
If I had to rate this one, and Schmidt's peppy icepack says I do, then I'd give it:

81 out of 100

Schmidt's erection issue scores this one higher than it deserves. Mostly because I feel his pain. Plus, I loved Nick's video to himself. The Jess and Paul story line wasn't all that interesting, and Winston was in this episode. Coach got two mentions and that bumped this up a point or two. Maybe the show he is on will get cancelled and they can finally have Winston make it into the NBA so Coach can come back and rule this show once again.


3 comments:

  1. I pretty much agree with your review, and I also miss coach, although I think I'm a little more over it than you are. Best line of the night went to Schmidt, when he called Winston "Captain Black Sparrow" for his feather earring. Nick's video to himself was hilarious!

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  2. I don't think there's been a single bad episode since "Jess and Julia." The writers have allowed this show to become an ensemble, they've given Winston and Cece personalities, and as a result, it's now one of my favorite comedies on television. It's funny though... the show gets better and the ratings drop significantly! I know Spring ratings are always lower, but premiering at 10+ million and a 4.8, and then being at 4+ million and a 2.2 by the end of your first season? Not a good sign. Fox shouldn't worry about launching a 2-hour comedy block next season, not yet. The network has enough time keeping their 'hit' comedies hits. Fox should promote the hell out of its season 2 return to try and boost attention again. They might also want to try putting it on before Glee since that's a sinking ship all on its own. And I still don't get Raising Hope's renewal. I would have had NEW GIRL at 8, a new comedy at 8:30, and Glee at 9 next season, at least initially to see how that works out.

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