31 October, 2011

Why MISFITS Season 3 Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks

In this article I discuss why MISFITS, the once great UK show about angry teens with powers, suuuuuucks.

More after the jump.

What the fuck does that even mean? After the jump. Sounds like I expect everyone to fuckin' parachute out of a goddam airplane before reading this piece of shit article. Why do people still say this shit? After the jump? Is the author indicating that to get into the mood of the article that a gravity defying leap is required? Are we supposed to exercise? Why even fuckin' say it?! I'll tell you why! TO BE ASSHOLES!

Oooooh, look at me! I learned journalistic lingo! After the jump! Now I am motherfuck legitimate, bitches! You have to slirp my cuntycock because I done tapped into the deep well of studied rules that determine levels of integrity and shit!

After the jump? Why was this ever necessary? In the olden days of newspapers... yes, they used to write shit on paper. I am not kidding. We didn't have iPads back then. We murdered trees instead and then printed words on them and then tossed them away and didn't even recycle that shit. AND WE THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA!

What was I saying? Oh yeah, in the olden days of newspapers, when 9-year olds delivered MASSIVE FUCKIN' FIRE HAZARDS directly to your home, and were then expected to go house to house once a week to BILL YOUR LAZY ASS, and have to literally hound you for TWO FUCKIN' DOLLARS (this is not a joke) for months, and then, when you dickholes didn't pay, were expected to PAY OUT OF POCKET to the newspaper slagbags who hired them so they didn't lose any money..........

But I digress.

What I have been trying to say is that when newspapers had articles that would have more words than available space on the same page, newspapers would indicate that the article continued on in another part of the paper by directing them that there was "more after the jump." This wasn't even moderately successful which is why, when the Internet thingy happened, some enterprising douchebags decided to bring it back to indicate that a story either continued via a hyperlink, or after an advertisement on the page.

Because, as you know, when the Internet and online advertisements first impressed themselves on the masses, the notion of clicking on shit, or scrolling half an inch down, was foreign to people. But why do people still use it today? To be shitbags, pure and simple. SHITBAGS! Actual bags of shits that are then used as feed for the cows that poop out the milk you pour into your coffee every morning.

There is no other reason.

So, when you find yourself reading an article that opens up with some bullshit and then tells you that there is more "after the jump," you should shit all over their shit. Shit into their mouths and pee into their eyeballs and then force yourself to vomit into a cup and then toss it into their faces!

Anyway, so why does MISFITS season 3 suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck?

Because Nathan (Robert Sheehan) is no longer on the show. And the wanker they replaced him with has none of the charisma, acting ability, or fun of the dude he replaces. But worst of all, he ends up with a girl much hotter than Nathan ever did, and yet he is UGLY AS A BLOODY HEMORRHOID! Not to mention that he looks fourty-fuckin-three years old! I think the producers were sitting around smoking up some black tar crack cocaine or some shit, shooting up the marijuana, and freebasing beer when they decided to bring this cuntsmear onto the show. No wonder the actor who played Nathan quit the show. If this is what passes off as quality in the UK, then that fucker should run for the hills of the grand and glorious US of A and bask in the light of God's grace, called Hollywood.

What once was the greatest show of all time... from the UK... circa 2009-2010... about people with super powers... is now the biggest piece of shit ever and I quit this bitch.

In conclusion, our parents were idiots letting us deliver newspapers, 2 to 3 hours a day for 7-days a week, while making MAYBE $20 a week, and having to hustle for our money from adults who were too cheap to pay on time. Also, saying "after the jump" makes you a cunt.

Oh and the really cute chick the 43-year old ugly ass new guy is dating... dies. Thereby solidifying the worthlessness of this show. Spoiler.

I can't believe they replaced Sheehan with this tosser. Seriously! They replaced fuckin Robert fuckin' Sheehan with this horse's cock! Robert Sheehan, the dude from CHERRYBOMB! Yeah! You heard me. I didn't stutter. CHERRYBOMB!

Alright, so that movie sucked but not remotely as hard as his replacement on MISFITS..

I'm bringing "epic fail" back. It went away, right?

Head Geek Furious is a graduate of the Harvard School of Writing, with a MA in Journalism and a PhD in Manners. If you would like to contact him, take a number, stalker creep fuck.


72 comments:

  1. I agree 10000000000000000000000%

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  2. Ok, so I disagree with you except with the fact that the new guy looks fourty-fuckin-three years old. ;-)

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  3. It would be like replacing Zach Levi on Chuck with Charlie Sheen. All the personality and likability is gone. I am with you. Show's dead to me.

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  4. It was like watching an abortion of Nathan. Epic fail appropriately brought back.

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  5. I remember kids delivering newspapers. It was nice that you could get a job that young but what you said makes it sound like sick child labor and maybe it was.

    Misfits sucks now I couldn't make it through the end. So the hot girl dies? Why couldn't she have been Nathan's replacement?

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  6. just read on another geek site the writer said show is still great and how nathan isnt missed. what the fuckin shit is that idiot watching? and comments on the site are like yeah nathan who? lol I am not lying. the show is shit just like you said. no nathan no show.

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  7. A friend of mine said she didn't think the new guy was that bad. And now that friendship is over. Sad, but I just can't trust her opinion anymore.

    I kid! I still trust your opinion! But this new dude sucks hardcore and MISFITS without NATHAN is just SHITFITS.

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  8. Well, so much for wanting to marathon my way through the first two seasons.

    If turds await me at the end. Then no thanks.

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  9. What a bullshit thing to say. Just watch the first two seasons, you turd.

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  10. I could cite some sensitivity issues about calling me a turd. But I should know better, right?

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  11. lol sorry you didn't like it man i did and im gonna keep watching

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  12. Why would you put yourself through that? Just quit it, man! Let it fuckin' go. You know it sucks. Stop the madness. There is better shit in the universe. Hell, just watch seasons 1 and 2 over and over again. Even that fuckin' gorilla episode.

    That episode sucked... but nowhere near as much as this new guy... or Michael Bay's PEARL HARBOR.

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  13. i put myself through that because im invested in the show and its still pretty good plus rudy could grow on me....mabey

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  14. Hey man its the guys first episode give him some slack. in my opinion he felt like he hadn't really decided who he wanted to be yet so im gonna give him some time

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  15. Nothing can make him good. Nothing.

    Shit face. Shit accent. Shit character. Shit dialogue. Fuckin' old as Yoda. And he's apparently the pure replacement for Nathan. In other words, he is now the show lead.

    Awful. Delete this show.

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  16. shit face: well thats just mean
    shit accent: yeah i guess so
    shit dialog: this was really half and half for me
    old as Yoda: true
    Nathan's replacement: I COMPLETELY AGREE
    delete this show: nope not for me anyway


    ps internet five for arguing at like 6am

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  17. 1. Mean but honest.
    2. I WIN!
    3. I don't remember a single bit of interesting dialogue from him. All it did was accentuate the bad writing that Robert helped mask with his charm and performance.
    4. Winning.
    5. This is like a win-rape.
    6. But you really should.

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  18. alright you win man but im still gonna keep watching

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  19. I agree completely with your rant. And it´s too bad, because I loved the show with Nathan.

    That replacement job couldn´t have been done any worse. If they felt the need to continue without him, they should have kept just the other already established characters. That might have not been great either, but it certainly wouldn´t have been worse.

    And that guy really looks old. The probation worker looked younger than him.

    What a shame.

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  20. Yeah, they already had established characters that didn't need a new leader.

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  21. the only thing worth watching in this show was nathan to begin with and now that hes gone this show is fucked, thats what happens when you take the MAIN fucking actor and replace with.. who the fuck was that douchebag again? noone cares because hes not worth remebering, but only forgetting.

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  22. Nathan was never their leader, and certainly not the lead. He never got good looking girls because he was homeless and obnoxious! I actually think the show is better off without him, he was kind of a twat and while sometimes funny, didn't really bring that much to the table. I like the new guy, and think that he will grow on people as the show moves along, worst case scenario is that he doesn't work out and they kill him off.

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  23. Or you have a crush on Robert Sheehan...admit it, you used his naked ass as a part of your spank bank!

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  24. If I did, I would certainly admit it.

    But no, I am just not a fuckin' idiot so I can tell who the lead of the show was and who the leader of the group was.

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  25. You are a fucking idiot if you think he was actually the leader of the group. When did they ever do what he told them to do? You are mistaking the leader of the group for the loudest member of the group. Either way I still enjoy the show, so your loss really.

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  26. It is adorable how you are just going to stick to your imbecilic belief just because you got called out for being an idiot. He was OBVIOUSLY the lead character and he was definitely the leader of the group. Never did what he told them to do? That is an awesome perspective from a twit. So tell me, who was the leader, genius?

    And my gain... the show is dumb. But nowhere near as dumb as you are.

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  27. What a pussy. He just ran away because he knew he had been PWND!

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  28. Nathan was clearly the lead and leader. What fucking idiot would say otherwise? Some fucked fanboy trying to dismiss his importance so his show doesn't suck anymore. Dumb fuck.

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  29. Right? What a dumb piece of shit. Typical apologist bullshit. Diminishing the importance of an actor or character as a way to leverage the continued importance of the show they dogmatically worship.

    Plus, you know he is a loser since he won't even post here again... fuckin' Phoenix University Online reject.

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  30. Vader's My Little Pony PillowNovember 5, 2011 at 9:31 PM

    Robert wasn't the lead character on the show? Then why did the show runner say he was? Blow off, tosser.

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  31. Robert wasnt the lead? he had all the good lines. he talked the most so he was the default leader. no one else was unless you count future Simon but he was not leader while Nathan was on the show. maybe lone wolf but not leader.

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  32. I don't know for a fact that he was the 'lead' actor or character but I know how I felt watching. Robert/Nathan was the reason I watched. Replacing him is tantamount to replacing Ross and Rachel on 'Friends'. They may or may not have been the leads but fans reacted to them as if they were. I tried watching the newest episode and couldn't find anything left to like about it. Like Head Geek Furious, I am done. Thanks for two great seasons, Robert.

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  33. Joseph Gilgun is a way better actor than Robert Sheehan. If you don't like his face, nobody can't do anything about it...who care's if he's pretty or not? That's not a fashion show.

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  34. In other words, you may not loose, but you definatly not win either

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  35. He may be a way better actor, I don't know... but Sheehan fit this show better.

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  36. lmao indeed nathans missed.. they need to crank up the action at least episode 3 was horse shit... comic book kid gets all faggy for simon *Spoiler* anyway... will not be watching it in one hour blocks... didnt think the whole revisiting with saving frizzy haired bitches life needed to be told.. give us new misfits theyve all turned into boring slags lol will watch the show when im extremely bored again, which hopefully wont be any time soon... also whats with the laziness of not changing the intro sequence AND SONG! come on! just saying it all needs a fresher approach... the orange jumpsuits... bla bla two seasons of parole is more than enough...we know they are the misfits by now :P director and writers need a kick up the ass... check out breaking bad if you want a show thats always fresh.

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  37. This show is pretty horribly written and full of sub par acting. Every now and then an episode comes together like the dairy dude episode in season two (that alost felt like a completely different show altogether). Anyways, not sure if it's a cultural thing(I'm American) but I don't understand how a show this bad can be so popular with people, and it has nothing to do with Nathan not being there because it was mostly bad then still.

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  38. TOTALLY AGREE!!!!!!!! WHY DID THEY FUCK UP ONE OF MY FAV SHOWS!!!! DAMN THEM!!!! I WAS ANTICIPATING THIS SHOW FOREVER ALREADY AND FOR WHAT...THIS CRAP???? DIE ALREADY!!! YA KNOW THEY COULDVE AT LEAST JUST LEFT THAT WANKER OFF AND IT WOULDVE BEEN ALRIGHT. THEY SHOULDNT HAVE TRIED TO REPLACE NATHAN. I THINK IT WOULDVE BEEN BETTER WITH THE FOUR ORIGINAL CAST MEMBERS. OH WELL I GUESS IT IS WHAT IT IS. FUCKEN SUCKS!!! -NOC

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  39. They should have written off the character. Then they would have not been left with someone that looks nothing like nathan, but acting just like him.

    It just doesn't make any sense, and yes, the guy looks like he is 43, and yes, I agree with your assessment that he doesn't fit the character at all. They just changed the character's name is all and replaced him with a guy who looks 43, while nathan looked like he was 17....43 yr old men generally do not act like a 17 year old dickwad.

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  40. Oddly enough I found this by typing "misfits season 3 sucks" into google. I was wondering if I was the only one really shocked by how terrible it was. Guess not.

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    1. "misfits season 3 sucks" were exactly the words that have brought me here either! It really sucks! Not only the ugly-stupid-Nathan's-replacement but also the pathetic relationship between Alisha and Simon. yuck!

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    2. I found it with "misfits sucks"; I never was a fan, but I admit that I did it after seing #3 and being more disappointed

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  41. OMG, Steve! I found this article same way! Not like I even liked Nathan's character when he was in the show; in fact, I thought that he is annoying and that his jokes are nasty. But oddly enough when he'd gone, I realized how essential he was for the "Misfits". And this new guy... Oh, well. Let's say I'm watching episode 4 series 8 and I still can't memorize his name <= BORING!

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  42. Change your mind at all? I didn't like him at first either. His dumb ass grew on me though. I wouldn't call him Robert's replacement. Joseph feels like a supporting role type of guy where Robert was the main shit. Joseph is okay in my book. It would be great if Robert came back for season 4 and both he and Joseph would rant rant back and forth. That would be some funny stuff.

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    1. I quit the show. It was impossible for me to watch it without Nathan.

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    2. Maybe one day when you've got a few hours to kill and nothing better to do you can play that last season. I think Joseph will grow on you too.

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    3. It is very unlikely that I will go back to watch the show unless Nathan returns, even if for an episode.

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  43. Mate, you have the insight and perspective of a cunt. Your article is the poorly composed, patronising, pre-amble of a cunt.I suppose what I'm trying to push home here is that the there are many people who find the show evolves and adapts successfully, also you come across as a a cunt

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    1. Coming from someone who is clearly a pussy, and likes and feeds on shit, calling me a cunt is essentially like you swinging a branch at my suit of armor.

      Go back to freebasing shitty television. I'll stick to quality.

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  44. They better bring Robert back as a surprise, because season three fucking sucked. I loved Robert's hilarity, and he was practically the leader. Now it is just lame ass puns and shitty acting. PLUS, they are getting rid of Alicia and Simon? No, thank you. This show's rating will just keep going down, and I guarantee you it'll be cancelled after season four. Damn shame, I really enjoyed it.

    Please come back, Robert. :c

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  45. just came across this by typing in "misfits season 3 is shit" and am so incredibly happy to have found this. Everything you said was precisely what was on my mind, put into words. I actually PHYSICALLY could not bring myself to finish even the first episode, it was that shitty. i say the show is done for.

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  46. Just when I discovered this fucking series and power watched through seasons 1 and 2, the minuet I saw the opening intro of season 3 I was in complete denial of what just happened until I followed up on some research...And then I stopped. I kind of noticed the flaws increasing in season 2 as character development was rushed, not properly explained and not enough episodes to break it down (That Christmas special was bull shit)...That's the problem with fucking live action stuff, when actors quite working with the series shit like this happens. I'd rather this series were in some comic or something seriously. It all went into complete shit after taking one look at the new 'so called' old as shit leader. After getting all exited and hopeful for a more detailed all new third season with EVERYONE still in tact, I get this shit!? Well onto my life now...Fucking twat of a writer, ruining what had great potential of becoming a damn good show. Just needed better control, more detail or something. Damn...Hate it when this kind of shit happens. No point in getting exited for season 4, Misfits is dead like most of this generation. FML.

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  48. The Once Great show is Now Nothing but a shadow Of its former Self, With its Now Bullshit New actors and Shitty Puns, As for me i couldnt even FInish watching the first Episode...Without Punching a Hole in my wall, The only thing that Could save the Show now is to Bring NAthan Back, But since thats probly Not going to Happen the Show Is Probly Damnedto Shit.

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  49. I stop watching this shit after nathan gone :D

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  50. I got through episode 1 of season 3. Barely. That new guy is a douche. acting like Nathan but looking 20 years older. Nathan was the show, the show is just brutal now. Even the webisode had terrible writing, a 7 on a die? come on, the guy was not a retard.

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    1. Exactly.

      They should never have replaced him. Just killed him off or had him sent to jail or something even more clever than that.

      Let the other characters shine. Don't replace him with the oldest douche in the universe.

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  51. A few months ago I found this gem of a show on Netflix and I was showing all my friends so I saw the early episodes many times. There was that whole Gorilla thing but for the most part I found Misfits to be addictive and amazingly entertaining.

    Then they wrote off Nathan. As soon as the webisode ended I knew that a grave mistake had been committed. Who the hell is this d-bag on the phone? Why is he middle-aged?

    By the end of Season 3 Episode 1 I found that I actually really liked Rudy, but now I fucking despised the show. The new powers were stupid and everyone was doing things that made no sense. Never went back for even a second. Never will.

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  52. Well I'l tell you what, the show is just going to shit without him. *spoilers* Almost all of the original cast is gone and I might as well be watching a different fucking show altogether. There are a bunch of new arseholes who's personalities you can't connect with and basically everything is shit. Rudy didn't grow on me, he is like a shit distorted version of Nathan and will never live up to him. I'm fucking done with this shite.

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  53. dude, if you are gonna write an article about how mifits season 3 sucks, dont make it 1/3 about the series and freaking 2/3 about something stupid about 'after the jump'.
    I came to read about how misfits season 3 sucks, not so I can read about some people saying 'after the jump" give that its own article for fucks sake.

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    1. Nothing makes me happier than knowing that you were annoyed by that.

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  54. I started watching it like two days ago and I just got done watching episode 1 of season 3. I was thinking this is one of the best TV shows ever, despite the horrible stoylines and eeeh acring. Nathan made the show, everyone else was supporting. The new guy sucks. He is 43, he is ugly and he is annoying.

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  55. Season 3 is aFAKE product.
    The original ingredients were changed.
    The story is differet, the characters are different. Nothing from original season 1 and 2.
    This is why season 3 sucks. We were used to watch the original funny series

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