FX says: Wilfred and Ryan's friendship is threatened during a sticky encounter.
- Ryan's former friend, James, reenters his life.
- Ryan discovers he is not Wilfred's best friend.
- We discover that Wilfred's first time was with a badly injured accident victim.
- We get a dance montage with Ryan and Wilfred.
- Wilfred manipulates Ryan into... manipulating him all over Ryan.
- There's remnants of Wilfred juice all over Ryan's face.
- Ryan and Wilfred argue as the doggie tries to get more treats.
- Eventually Ryan finds out that Wilfred's idea of a treat isn't a hand-job.
- Apparently Wilfred has been ejaculating all over Ryan's house and in the mayonnaise jar.
- Ryan and Lando hash things out.
Wilfred: Ryan, where are you going?! Wait, is this because I jizz blasted you?
Wilfred grabs Ryan.
Ryan: What are you doing?!
Wilfred: (forcefully) I'm dancing! And after we dance, I get my treat (makes a jerking off motion with his hand)!
Ryan talking on the phone to Amanda about going to Comic-Con.
Ryan: No, I'd dress up. I could totally pass as Harry Potter.
Ryan: Goddammit, Wilfred! I will not let you ejaculate all over me again! (noticing a neighbor walking by) Hi, Sara.
Wilfred: Wait, that's what's been bothering you this whole time? You thought I wanted you to rip the neck off it?
If I had to rate this episode, and a blast of jizz says I do, then I'd give it:
92 out of 100
Gets an extra 5 points for the Harry Potter joke since Elijah Wood and Daniel Radcliffe have something of a history of being mistaken for the other. An overall funny episode with some grossness tossed in. We also get a bit more of background on Ryan's issues with his dad. And the episode ends on a Ryan/Wilfred dance routine, followed by a blowjob prank. Does it get any better than that?
What did you think?