11 October, 2011

Bored to Death Season 3 Premiere!


Yes! One of my favorite shows is back and more killer than ever!

HBO can sometimes do no wrong... and other times literally bore you to death (like BOARDWALK EMPIRE does to me for at least half of every episode... holy shit, can you fuckers give it any more undeserving Emmy's, Academy?).

BORED TO DEATH was a show that I didn't initially love but stuck with because I felt there was something very intriguing about it. And am I ever glad I did! Anyway, here are my highlight moments of the season 3 premiere. If you didn't watch it, get to it already.

The episodes opens up with an exciting spin-o-rama of knives! A great way to introduce a new season. It is either unique or I just haven't seen it done before.

At a book signing, to someone who has just dropped his book in front of him:

JONATHAN
Who should I sign it to?

GUY
Just sign it, kid.

JONATHAN
[signs "KID" on the inside cover and underlines it]

After announcing to the gathered crowd of fans that she is his biggest fan, his mother says: "He was a 10-month baby. He didn't wanna leave!"

At dinner, Jonathan tells his friends that Ray has a reason to celebrate. George excitedly asks him if he got a job, to which Ray responds "No, nothing terrible like that." The delivery is perfect. This is truly Zach Galifianakis' best character ever.

That line I just mentioned above is followed by:

RAY
Remember the, ahh, lesbian couple of Ditmas Park that got pregnant from my stolen sperm?

GEORGE
Yes, that was and still is very memorable.

Jonathan's mother is of course very confused.

MOM
But I don't understand. Your sperm was stolen? Did they take it from you while you were sleeping?

RAY
[Quietly outraged] No, I put it in a cup.

MOM
[Confidently] And they stole the cup.

Jonathan explaining to his mother that he can afford the incredible apartment he is in because the rent is low due to a giant clock on the building front trembling it once an hour. "It's like living in California, but in Brooklyn."

Jonathan's parents, inspired by Ray's sperm theft story, reveal to him that he is a sperm-donor baby. When he meets up with George later, Jonathan states plainly "And so I come from a sperm bank in Fairlawn, New Jersey." Having been to Fairlawn a number of times, a benign town if there ever was one, it made me laugh. Go figure.

When Ray meets his sperm-baby, he does so wearing the Super Ray costume. Why? He wants to seem heroic.

Ray's first attempt to get a stroller through a door is slap-stick perfection.

George's meeting with his daughter, who he hasn't seen in 2-years, is a train-wreck.

When Ray can't get his boy to stop crying, he calls his mother for advice. She tells him to put whiskey on a nipple. When he can't find an inorganic one, he pours whiskey on his own and quiets the child naturally. It is both uncomfortable and hilarious to watch.

Jonathan wakes up on the floor of a hotel room after being knocked out while on a case. He has a gun in his hand, his pants down to his ankles, and a dead body on the bed with a gunshot to his head. Noticing the gun he whispers "I've been framed!" Followed loudly by "Why are my pants at my ankles?!"

His panicked attempt at wiping the gun clean of his fingerprints results in him shooting the corpse in the torso. Jonathan is horrified. "OH MY GOD! I'm sorry! Are you OK?!"

Ray's need to be validated by his infant son as Spencer's mother rolls him out in a stroller is worth watching a couple of times. Just thinking about it now is making me chuckle. "Bye Spencer. Bye Spencer. Spencer... SPENCER!"

When George is brought a phone by Stephen, an employee whose name he can't seem to remember, his drunken haze gives way to mo' humor!

STEPHEN
You have a phone call, Mr. Christopher.

GEORGE
Oh, thank you, Richard.

STEPHEN
It's Stephen, Mr. Christopher.

GEORGE
Oh, I don't know a Stephen.

STEPHEN
No, it's Jonathan!

GEORGE
Oh, thank you, Jonathan. [picking up the phone] Hello, Stephen!

As Ray prepares to have sex with his dearest love he receives a phone call from Jonathan. Right before he picks up the call he aggressively tells her "NO BACKING OUT!"


So what did you think? Did you not watch it? What the fuck is wrong with you?


7 comments:

  1. I fell asleep watching it. (Hangs head in shame). What I saw I liked a lot. Will finish it today. George getting distracted in Grand Central was especially entertaining.

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  2. You can see part 2 NOW on hbo on demand or hbo go. They will be one week ahead the whole season.

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  3. Cool. My provider doesn't carry HBO GO because they are fuckholes.

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  4. Also when trying to convince people to watch the show I tell them to stick with it until episode 3 of season one or to watch that episode first because thats the first break out hilarious episode. This season is of to a hilarious start and the second parter is even funnier. There is a great gag with a paranoid high George that pays off in dividends. Also @headgeekfurious Your assessment of Board(Bored)walk Empire is spot on. It is teetering on my DVR's delete list.

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  5. SPOILERS YOU FUCKER!

    Boredwalk Empire... a fitting name for a show with lots of talk by unlikable characters, delivered by actors being given more credit than they deserve (for the most part... Michael Pitt being one of the handful of standouts).

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  6. I'm about banish Boredwalk from my DVR as well.

    Ray frantically looking for the gel in his nightstand is priceless.

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  7. Sorry. I didn't put in any details and trust me. My description of the gag will in no way diminish it's hilarity. Also a gag on Bored to Death where Ted Danson is high could be any episode so I don't think I ruined anything there.

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