30 August, 2011

George Lucas Finally Rights a Wrong! Vader's "Noooo"


As you can all see in the video below, George Lucas has made an AWESOME change to the original trilogy (yet again), that actually makes the movie soooooo much better.

What is the addition? Check this out! When, at the end of Return of the Jedi, Vader decides to save his son from the evil Emperor, he now says "No!" Not once, but fuckin' TWICE!

YES! This finally answers the question we have been debating about absolutely nowhere for 28 fuckin years! Did Vader mean to give the Emperor a hug of support that just went wrong or did he mean to kill him?!

NOW WE KNOW!



Thank the gods for BATTLESTAR GALACTICA.


16 comments:

  1. Please make this not be real. Please!

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  2. Vader's My Little Pony PillowAugust 31, 2011 at 12:02 AM

    It is fucking real I am sorry to say.

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  3. the horror..........

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  4. I have defended this clownshoes before for his idiotic decisions but this one? Fuck him.

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  5. my bleeding asshole is once again penetrated with the cockless wonder called fat neck.

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  6. Would it kill you guys to post a spoiler warning?!?!?!?

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  7. oh nooooooooooooooooooooo

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  8. Someone, somewhere over at Lucasfilm needs to tell George "Nooooooooooo"! Who is man enough to stop the Tinkerer?

    We all bitch and moan about Hollywood remaking classic films that don't need to be remade. While George has managed to unnecessarily remake his OWN films how many times now?

    I am a staunch defender of the franchise, but at some point I need to say enough is enough.

    Enough George.

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  9. I just canceled my order.

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  10. So much for just showing my son the original trilogy when he gets older because that's the only "good" one. Way to ruin our childhoods yet again George... did they just take Vader's lame "Nooooooo!" from the end of Revenge of the Sith and slap it in there? Sounds like it... pathetic and sad...

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  11. At this point, I feel like George is just doing this to mess with us.

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  12. Unfortunately, I can confirm that howling Ben, screaming Darth and blinking ewoks are all present and accounted for. I have seen them.

    Damn.

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  13. It is just... shocking to me that fixes that were actually performed at one point for a DVD release that was eventually scrapped, were not applied to the BD release. Such as the lightsaber issues in the originals. Sure, they fixed one or two problems but they kept many of the issues that cropped up during the cleanup of the 2004 release.

    Vader's blade in the early stages of his duel with Luke in Empire looks pinkish in the middle, as opposed to bright as it should look. This was caused by them having to do some contrast fixing after the cleanup. Fans have fixed this in After Effects but LFL/ILM can't seem to be able to fix it? Ridiculous.

    Anyway, I won't be spending any money on this. I will wait for the fan edits that actually fix these problems and eliminate the idiotic additions (like Jabba in ANH).

    I am interested in what the prequels look like, though.

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  14. What does this add to the movie at all??? Its like he just can't stop pickin' at it. The sad truth is his movies get a lot of very cheap publicity for these fucking bloopers, boners and practical jokes he keeps inserting into his films. They say there is no such thing as bad publicity...its the only reason to do this. Some great comments here. Thanks to all of you for sharing your bile!

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  15. OMG?!

    What's next? Is Darth Vader going to yell:

    "Chocolate chocolate ... Ruth, ruth, ruth, baby ruth"?

    WTF was GL thinking?

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